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Mic Drop

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I'm a star!'

Take a bow!

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

E=Emcee Squared

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

3D Theatre

"Well, that's show business."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Rock & Roll

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed