Stage Strutter Mugs

Mic Drop

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Bravo!"

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Take a bow!

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

E=Emcee Squared

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

3D Theatre

"Well, that's show business."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

"They're texting it in."

Rock & Roll