Stage Strummer Mugs

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Lute

Serenade for you...

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Ukulelean abduction

I play the guitar. Deal with it.