Stage Strummer Gifts

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Theorbo

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

Mark Knopfler.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

Guitars in Heaven

Lute

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Ukulelean abduction