Festive Strummer Gifts

Santana Claus

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Theorbo

Double Bass

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Mark Knopfler.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Guitars in Heaven

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Lute

Cellist

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Robert Johnson.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Man practising the violin.

Santa Metal Claus

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Musician plugged into amp.

Supply was out of harps.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'