String Strummer Gifts

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Supply was out of harps.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Double Bass

I love my Uke.

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Perils of a violin player.

Mandolin

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Robert Johnson.

Active Yogurt Culture

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Gets it done in half the time!"

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

School of Music. How are my tempo and pitch? Long time, no "C".

Double Bass Jumpers.

Joe Satriani

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'I am too as fit as a fiddle. I'm just big-boned.'

Please giver generously violin to buy.

Harper Playing the Rain

Guitar.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Keep it simple, I said...

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Django.

"Cheater"

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"