String Strummer Mugs

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Supply was out of harps.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

I love my Uke.

Double Bass

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

Perils of a violin player.

Mandolin

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Double Bass Jumpers.

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'I am too as fit as a fiddle. I'm just big-boned.'

Please giver generously violin to buy.

Harper Playing the Rain

Guitar.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Keep it simple, I said...

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Gets it done in half the time!"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Active Yogurt Culture

Violinist

Cello

Banjo Player

"Cheater"

"So this is how you spend your lunch hour, Hampton"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Your son's guitar? What's wrong with it?"