Chord Strummer Mugs

Guitar Hero.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Mark Knopfler.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Check out this new store."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Guitars in Heaven

Lute

Cellist

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Robert Johnson.