Ukulele Strummer Mugs

Aloha!

Ukulelean abduction

Hawaiian Airways: No Ukulele playing beyond this point.

'Business or Pleasure?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

"That is an outrageous slur."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Mark Knopfler.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Check out this new store."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Lute

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Guitars in Heaven

Serenade for you...

Cellist

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Cool hand... Uke

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."