String Strummers Mugs

'So, you still doing that commodity futures trading thang?'

Ralph Stanley

Jean Philippe Rameau

Small Man Playing a Cello

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Mandolin Players At Dinner

"I feel like we have so much in common!"

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

Pizzicato Polka

Renaissace Music Lovers

Heart-shaped guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Theorbo

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Mark Knopfler.

"Check out this new store."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Occupational Hazards.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."