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They hated me.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Ballet dancer.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Take a bow!

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Stage producer.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"This one's for me."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Actors' dispute.

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue