Stage Stormer Gifts

Rock & Roll

They hated me.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Ballet dancer.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Take a bow!

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Stage producer.

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"This one's for me."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Actors' dispute.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue