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They hated me.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

E=Emcee Squared

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Take a bow!

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Rock & Roll

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

Captain

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."