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Theorbo

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Caught in the Music

Mark Knopfler.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Check out this new store."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Music Lessons

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Serenade for you...

Lute

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Cellist

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Guitars in Heaven

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.