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Joan Baez

Guitarist

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Caught in the Music

"Check out this new store."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Lute

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Ukulelean abduction