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'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Caught in the Music

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Lute

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Ukulelean abduction