Electric Strummer Pillows

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Check out this new store."

Caught in the Music

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Mark Knopfler.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Lute

Guitars in Heaven

Serenade for you...

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.