Six-string Strummer Pillows

"Pain threshold, one to ten?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Occupational Hazards.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Check out this new store."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Lute

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.