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Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Caught in the Music

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Lute

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.