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Caught in the Music

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Theorbo

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Mark Knopfler.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Lute

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Serenade for you...

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Cellist

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Guitars in Heaven

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Robert Johnson.