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Caught in the Music

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Theorbo

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Check out this new store."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Lute

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Serenade for you...

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Cellist

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.