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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Mark Knopfler.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

Lute

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Guitars in Heaven

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Robert Johnson.