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Guitarist.

'It's like, acoustic man...'

Double Bass

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Caught in the Music

Mark Knopfler.

"Check out this new store."

Blues artis's daily list

'At least I don't have his life.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

I love my Uke.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Cellist

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Lute

Guitars in Heaven

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Robert Johnson.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Man practising the violin.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Musician plugged into amp.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Supply was out of harps.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'