Peaceful Guitarist T-Shirts

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Enlightened Cursing

An amplified harp

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Blue Upright

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

The Zen of Regulation

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

War artists.

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"It's a franchise."

Desert oasis.

OM, SWEET OM

Chained peace dove

"I miss the security of a walled city."

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

Introverts' Heaven

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!