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Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I gotta be me!"

Cellphone Islands

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"At least you have a tree."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

"Far out, man."

"I like sad songs."

"It's a franchise."

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

Mad or Noamd.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.