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'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Club Antisocial

Cellphone Islands

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

"Have you been here long?"

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Lonely At The Top - Computer Dating for CEOs.

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

'Where's everybody?'

"No man is an island."

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

You have no new messages

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'

'He said he wants to stay there, captain.'

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"