Confident Loner T-Shirts

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Club Antisocial

Cellphone Islands

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"Have you been here long?"

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

The Loneliest Job in the World

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

" ... well yes, technically this is waterfront property, but ... "

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Lonely At The Top - Computer Dating for CEOs.

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

'Where's everybody?'

"No man is an island."

You have no new messages

'He said he wants to stay there, captain.'

'I'm nobody's best friend, I'm an Indie.'