Peaceful Loner Pillows

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I gotta be me!"

Cellphone Islands

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"At least you have a tree."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

The Loneliest Job in the World

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

"Far out, man."

"It's a franchise."

"I like sad songs."

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

Mad or Noamd.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.