Spiritual Guitarist T-Shirts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"All the celebrities come here."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"