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A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

"No internet connection"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Blue Upright

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"It's a franchise."

"Far out, man."

Offshore Drilling

Monk

OM, SWEET OM

Desert oasis.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

Hippie Army Knife

Mad or Noamd.

Chained peace dove

"I miss the security of a walled city."