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"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Try thinking about something else."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Yoga To-Do

Go ahead and dissect me

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Yogi back in 5.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Binary Meditation.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"I have this nagging feeling that cartoonists are everywhere, drawing everything I do."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

Internal Prisons

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. For dogs maybe, but not for cats.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Why are we here?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."