Mindful Movers T-Shirts

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Yoga To-Do

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"How much could your mother bench?"

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'