Dreamer Of Peaceful Streams T-Shirts

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Organ Player

Fishing for Peace.

Salmon with a gas mask.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Blue Upright

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Lighting a Pipe

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"