Water's Edge Daydreamer T-Shirts

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Duck Hunt

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Sandcastles

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Writer's irony.

desert isle shopping trolley...

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Painter's muse

'Get me the coast.'

No Action Comics

"She's in her happy place again."

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

Fishing Holes

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Little Submarines

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."