Dreamer Of Peaceful Streams Gifts

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Thatched roof car.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Organ Player

Fishing for Peace.

Salmon with a gas mask.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Lighting a Pipe

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Blue Upright

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'