Peaceful Streamer Mugs

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Yoga classes door.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

"No internet connection"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Spirituality.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Blue Upright

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

"It's a franchise."

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"Far out, man."

Desert oasis.

OM, SWEET OM

Offshore Drilling

Monk

Chained peace dove

"I miss the security of a walled city."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

Hippie Army Knife