Stiletto Strutter Pillows

Well worth the agony

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Theorbo

Double Bass

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

"Check out this new store."

Mark Knopfler.

Caught in the Music

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Lute

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Cellist

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Guitars in Heaven

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Robert Johnson.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Man practising the violin.

Musician plugged into amp.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

WANTED The Strad Cad

Man on Stilts in a Market

Supply was out of harps.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Guitar.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'