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"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Oscars acceptance speech.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'And who are you wearing?'

Jude Law.

Oscar Victory

Emma Thompson

A woman bows to the crowd

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

Leonardo DiCaprio

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

On the red carpet

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

Mic Drop

George Clooney

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