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Oscars acceptance speech.

Celebrity without a cause

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A woman bows to the crowd

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Live the Dream!

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Carpet

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.