Red Carpet Lovers Pillows

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Live the Dream!

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Frankie and Annette.

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

A woman bows to the crowd

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."