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'I still can't believe I let you talk me into 1500 square feet of Augusta Green.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

May I have the envelope, please?

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Live the Dream!

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

A woman bows to the crowd

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'