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Media Attention for Aliens

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"What are you doing?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Elton John

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Roger McGuinn

Brad Pitt.

Charlotte Rampling

May I have the envelope, please?

Tom Cruise

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."