Stiletto Standard Bearer Pillows

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I shop, therefore I am."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Waiting for Pants

'At least I don't have his life.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Manager.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Red book

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'We've been looking far and wide for someone to do a job requiring multi-tasking...if you're interested, the job is yours!'