Poinsettia Enthusiast Gifts

Poinsettia

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

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