Poinsettia Enthusiast Gifts

Poinsettia

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

"I'm in disguise."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'