Pistachio Lover Gifts

"A large pistachio please. My mum says I should eat more greens."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Garbage Piñata

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Al Dante

Baking

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Munch Master.

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.