"Wait a minute - have you been on your phone the whole time I've been talking to you?"
Phone Etiquette Expert Pillows
Add a cozy touch to any space with pillows that celebrate the art of respectful phone conversations. Soft, stylish, and inspiring, they make a thoughtful gift for etiquette enthusiasts.
Mad Cow Revolution
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."
"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
Business relationships are tricky. While a handshake may not always seem enough, a hug is always too much.
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
A tombstone reads: please note, I will no longer be answering emails. If this is urgent contact Cliff or Rhoda.
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
Would it be rude if I didn't follow them all back?
"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
Thank you for holding...
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
"If it's important they'll call back."
"That was a typo. I need you to form a special task group."
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"
Procedure - A Fact.
Smartphone Abuse
Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.
'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
The Fürther Adventures of the Phone Führer
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"
Phone Etiquette Expert Pillows Collection
Phone Etiquette Expert Mugs
Discover a range of mugs celebrating phone etiquette experts, perfect for brightening mornings and encouraging respectful conversations.
Phone Etiquette Expert Prints
Check out our prints that highlight the beauty of good etiquette, perfect for decorating a workspace or home with humor and style.
Phone Etiquette Expert T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts with witty messages about phone manners—ideal for anyone who takes pride in their communication skills.