
"Wait a minute - have you been on your phone the whole time I've been talking to you?"
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"Wait a minute - have you been on your phone the whole time I've been talking to you?"
Mad Cow Revolution
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."
"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
Business relationships are tricky. While a handshake may not always seem enough, a hug is always too much.
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
A tombstone reads: please note, I will no longer be answering emails. If this is urgent contact Cliff or Rhoda.
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
Would it be rude if I didn't follow them all back?
"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
Thank you for holding...
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
"If it's important they'll call back."
"That was a typo. I need you to form a special task group."
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"
Procedure - A Fact.
Smartphone Abuse
Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.
'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
The Fürther Adventures of the Phone Führer
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"
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