"I need to take this call outside."
Phone Etiquette Buff Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor on a mug that celebrates phone etiquette. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these mugs remind them to keep their conversations courteous and cheerful.
'I put the king on hold while taking someone else's cellphone call.'
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?
'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"
'Hah, he bowed lower than I did.'
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
"He came out from behind his desk. We got 'em."
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
His text said, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, and I replied, C U there, and he replied with a thumbs-up emoji – Do I have to reply to that?
"If it's important they'll call back."
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
Thank you for holding...
'Should have shook hands...' - 'Should have bowed...' - 'Should have read the keynote...'
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
Smartphone Abuse
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
The Fürther Adventures of the Phone Führer
Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.
"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'
'I take it you two have met?'
Phone Etiquette Buff Mugs Collection
Phone Etiquette Buff Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever messages promoting civility and good manners—ideal for any etiquette enthusiast’s home or office.
Phone Etiquette Buff Prints
Browse our artistic prints that honor the art of polite communication, perfect for decorating spaces with a humorous and respectful touch.
Phone Etiquette Buff T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for etiquette buffs who love to show off their manners in style.