Philistine Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a love of humor and a bit of cheeky irreverence? Our collection for the philistine humorist features products that blend wit, sarcasm, and playful criticism, ideal for those who enjoy a good laugh at the expense of convention. Whether they appreciate clever punchlines or satirical takes, you’ll find something they'll love to display or wear. These gifts are perfect for sparking smiles and showcasing a quirky sense of humor.

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'Can I just buy the frame?'

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

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"Well, we needed the rain."

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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