Philistine Humorist T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that speaks to the irreverent humor of a philistine humorist—bold, witty, and just a little sarcastic—making every outfit a statement of playful rebellion.

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'Can I just buy the frame?'

'Can I just buy the frame?' mockup

'Can I just buy the frame?' mockup

'Can I just buy the frame?' mockup

'Can I just buy the frame?' mockup

'Can I just buy the frame?'

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Guess who brought king cake!" mockup

"Guess who brought king cake!" mockup

"Guess who brought king cake!" mockup

"Guess who brought king cake!" mockup

"Guess who brought king cake!"

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?" mockup

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?" mockup

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?" mockup

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?" mockup

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

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"Well, we needed the rain."

"Well, we needed the rain." mockup

"Well, we needed the rain." mockup

"Well, we needed the rain." mockup

"Well, we needed the rain." mockup

"Well, we needed the rain."

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ." mockup

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ." mockup

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ." mockup

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ." mockup

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

MUSHROOM MASACRE. mockup

MUSHROOM MASACRE. mockup

MUSHROOM MASACRE. mockup

MUSHROOM MASACRE. mockup

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"The Eggsorcist"

"The Eggsorcist" mockup

"The Eggsorcist" mockup

"The Eggsorcist" mockup

"The Eggsorcist" mockup

"The Eggsorcist"

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist

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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

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'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.' mockup

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.' mockup

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.' mockup

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.' mockup

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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Philistine Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Philistine Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the witty and sarcastic designs perfect for philistine humorists—bring humor to every coffee break.

Philistine Humorist Pillows

Check out our pillows with funny, irreverent phrases that celebrate the unique humor of a philistine—adding personality to your decor.

Philistine Humorist Prints

Browse our collection of prints designed to showcase the clever, satirical humor appreciated by philistine humorists—ideal for your walls.