Atheist Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with an atheist humorist's sharp wit and creative spirit? Our collection features clever, humorous items designed to amuse and engage those who appreciate a good laugh about life's big questions. Whether it's for a birthday, celebration, or just because, these products are a humorous way to express skepticism with style and wit. Find the perfect blend of humor and insight tailored for the modern thinker who loves to challenge conventions and enjoy life’s lighter side.

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"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"You call this a constitution?"

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

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"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while." mockup

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher." mockup

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?" mockup

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods' mockup

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..." mockup

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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Guru.

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Giving Things Up For Lent.

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"You run into a window, too?"

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Sermon Applause.

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'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.' mockup

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"I must have pressed the wrong button." mockup

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms." mockup

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

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Praying Mantis.

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'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

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'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?' mockup

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

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Atheist Humorist Gifts Collection

Atheist Humorist Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs designed for the atheist humorist—witty quotes and clever artwork that make every coffee break funnier.

Atheist Humorist Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows for the atheist humorist—ideal for adding a touch of wit and personality to any room while providing comfort.

Atheist Humorist Prints

Explore our amusing prints for the atheist humorist—eye-catching designs that bring humor and insight to your home or office décor.

Atheist Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts for the atheist humorist—funny, clever, and perfect for showcasing their unique sense of humor wherever they go.