Atheist Chuckles Gifts

"I've never met a happy atheist."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Down with canned laughter.

Professor Stephen Hawking

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

'Oh my god!'

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

Jesus Fish

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

Peter denies Jesus three times.

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'Time's up, chuckles.'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...Not according to the holy scriptures of the one true religion...and since they're holy scriptures, they can not be questioned...ever!'

The Last Supper in a restaurant.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

The Joy of Procreational Sex

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

"Good news! I'm upgrading your condition from medical journal article to letter to the editor."

Richard Dawkins realises there is a God after all.

Why Moms and Boxing don't mix.

'Ask Jesus to stop multiplying bread and fishes...it's the plates what we need now.'

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

"For Lent you should give up the other parts of your religion."

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...